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Sevi. California. Gypsy. Music, books, writing, comics, movies, photography and archaeology, magic, tattoos, body mod, art, painting, drawing, video games. COMICS. No wait, said comics. COME GET INSIDE MY HEAD, BRAH.
"Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool-blasterz, with a z. I don’t know where that came from. I call cakes big ol’ cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks … Food rakes."
Tom Haverford, Parks and Recreation
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