| Steve: | Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you. |
| Thor: | I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning". |
| Clint: | I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean. |
| Bruce: | They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe. |
| Tony: | Hi, I'm Tony Stark. |
| OMG. NO WORDS. |
First name Peter. Last name Parker. Middle name Cock block.
(Source: mandylasers, via hornyboner)
Yeah. That’s right. I went there.
Buck up, Peter. There’s always Avengers 2… 3… 4… Do I need to go on?
Oooooh Lord. Robbie, Robbie, Robbie. Just smile and walk away.
(Source: agentooq, via joannaestep)
How? ‘cause he’s fkin’ five! <3
(Source: gryzibal)