You must do this, doll. And record it. Then give it to me. For laughs. Shits. And all around good times. 

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Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
OMG. NO WORDS.
I’m surprised the minions don’t already do this, babe. 

I’m surprised the minions don’t already do this, babe. 

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First name Peter. Last name Parker. Middle name Cock block. 

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XD Omg. There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this picture. None. 

XD Omg. There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this picture. None. 

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Still are. Still do. 

Still are. Still do. 

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Yup. This man is my idol. That’s pretty much it. End of sharing time.

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Yeah. That’s right. I went there.

Yeah. That’s right. I went there.

I hate the ocean. 

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zenzombieslayer:

My reaction to Michonne’s entrance in The Walking Dead season 2 finale.

^ YESSSSSS. 

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